Andy Reisman

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ELIJAH CEO Andy Reisman Becomes First AndyCoin Billionaire

Posted by Andy Reisman on May 13, 2021 9:50:12 AM

Miami, FL May 13, 2021: ELIJAH CEO Andy Reisman has become the first AndyCoin billionaire, leading a new revolution in environmentally sustainable cryptocurrency. AndyCoin eliminates the need for computer mining practices that unnecessarily contribute to climate change. Rather, in its initial release, AndyCoin is powered by a single Excel 2003 xls spreadsheet, managed by Reisman. "Trust and environmental stewardship should be the bedrock of today's leading cryptocurrencies, and I can't think of anyone more trustworthy than me to manage AndyCoin," said Reisman. "By having the entire ecosystem run on a single desktop computer, AndyCoin is over 99.99999% more efficient than Bitcoin, and using Excel 2003 allows 65,534 other AndyCoin pioneers to join me, after factoring in the top row and my own entry." Reisman currently controls 25% of the 1 trillion available AndyCoin market, with an estimated value of 250 billion U.S. dollars, once others realize the value in accepting it. "At $1 per AndyCoin, this represents an absolute bargain compared to the price of Bitcoin," boasted Reisman. Anyone interested in purchasing AndyCoin should contact Reisman at andy.reisman@elijaht.com. "Now is the time," said Reisman, "before we launch our upgraded Excel 2007 based platform, which will open the door to a million more savvy investors."

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Colonial Pipeline Ransomware Attack - What it Means for You

Posted by Andy Reisman on May 10, 2021 4:30:06 PM

On May 8, 2021, the world learned that Colonial Pipeline was the victim of a ransomware cyber attack. Colonial Pipeline is the operator of the largest gasoline pipeline in the United States. A ransomware attack locks out users of computers and/or computer networks by encrypting data, holding it hostage until the victim pays a fee, typically in cryptocurrency. in some ransomware attacks, upon payment of the ransom the attacker provides the decryption key so normal operations can resume, while in others the attacker has no intention of restoring full access.

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eDiscovery Terminology and Definitions

Posted by Andy Reisman on May 26, 2020 9:59:11 AM

Although eDiscovery preservation obligations typically begin when a party reasonably anticipates litigation, organizations often begin planning before such needs arise. At a high level, the eDiscovery lifecycle consists of the following stages, which often can overlap or recur within a particular case.

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Sheltering In Place, Together

Posted by Andy Reisman on May 26, 2020 9:52:10 AM

I hope everyone is staying healthy and reasonably sane during these unprecedented times. Although reasonable minds can differ on what policy actions governments should take, hopefully we can all be civil and respectful to each other.

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ELIJAH OPERATIONAL AND REMOTE SERVICES UPDATE

Posted by Andy Reisman on May 26, 2020 9:29:29 AM

ELIJAH has remained open for business during the recent COVID-19 pandemic, providing essential services to our clients while complying with local legal requirements and best practices for public health. We appreciate your patience with necessary adjustments to service offerings that often had been provided on an in-person basis.

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